Today's POTD humps the bet button.

This is true. He was caught having statutory intercourse with the min raise. Today's poon was seated to my right in the 4 buck fixed 5 card. Normally, I don't really give much thought to the standard poon that raises with crap and makes stupid calls. It's those morons that talk back to you that catch my attention.

Enter bbrunick. He was humping the raise button right from the first hand. He'd raise flush draws, re-raise with two pair, and limp-reraise sets. He'd bet out regardless of his hand and what everyone else did. Below is just a minor example of the donkism and donation this poon bestowed upon me early on. He didn't last long.

PokerStars Game #19648453736: Tournament #100868306, $4.00+$0.40 5 Card Draw Limit - Level III (50/100) - 2008/08/15 - 22:05:11 (ET)Table '100868306 20' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: aragorn1941 (890 in chips)
Seat 2: bbrunick (2145 in chips)
Seat 3: _the_panic_ (1510 in chips)
Seat 4: noddy72 (2070 in chips)
Seat 5: dc da cutter (2220 in chips)
Seat 6: gizmit (165 in chips)
aragorn1941: posts small blind 25
bbrunick: posts big blind 50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [Jh 6s Th Tc 6d]
_the_panic_: raises 50 to 100
noddy72: folds
dc da cutter: folds
gizmit: folds
aragorn1941: folds
bbrunick: calls 50
bbrunick: discards 2 cards
_the_panic_: discards 1 card [Jh]
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6s Th Tc 6d] [As]
bbrunick: bets 100
_the_panic_: calls 100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bbrunick: shows [Qh Td 9h 7s 4h] (high card Queen)
_the_panic_: shows [As 6s Th Tc 6d] (two pair, Tens and Sixes)
_the_panic_ collected 425 from pot

Obviously, going for the 2 card boat after a raise is a good strategic move. And, who said you had to hit it to bet it? Lucky for me, I knew he was a poon, so this was an easy insta-call.

Read the verbal game that ensued:

bbrunick: just not hittin like i was in the first part of the game
_the_panic_: you expect to hit a two card flush everytime?

Obvious moron. After a bit more jabbing, he threw this one out there.

bbrunick said, "look at my chipstack bro"

He had about 200 chips on me at the time. I found his stats more impressive than his stack:

He has 172 dollars in career earnings in 327 tourneys. Is that even doable? He sports a rock solid cash rate of 5.2 PERCENT, with only 17 cashes and 3 final tables. Why waste your time if you suck that bad?

Maybe a raise-button-vasectomy will improve his stats.