8.12.2008

"Donky?" (POTD Award)

Everyone, meet "leh1ens" From the minute this guy opened his mouth I could tell this guy didnt make it very far in the 2nd grade spelling bee. His spelling, like his play in this hand, is horrid.

Seat 1: poker4ever59 (1730 in chips)
Seat 2: dodibacsi (1600 in chips)
Seat 3: boss1811 (3010 in chips)
Seat 4: bobbyjames2 (1470 in chips)
Seat 5: lGotRivered (1470 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 6: Rebby2 (1340 in chips)
Seat 7: Wizzing (1450 in chips)
Seat 8: leH1ens (1400 in chips)
Seat 9: shortyyy83 (1500 in chips)
shortyyy83: posts small blind 10
poker4ever59: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
dodibacsi: folds
boss1811: calls 20
bobbyjames2: folds
lGotRivered: folds
Rebby2: folds
Wizzing: folds
leH1ens: raises 60 to 80
shortyyy83: folds
poker4ever59: folds
boss1811: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [4s Jd 5h]
boss1811: bets 60
leH1ens: calls 60
*** TURN *** [4s Jd 5h] [7h]
boss1811: bets 80
leH1ens: calls 80
*** RIVER *** [4s Jd 5h 7h] [Jh]
lGotRivered is connected
lGotRivered has returned
boss1811: bets 160
leH1ens: calls 160
*** SHOW DOWN ***
boss1811: shows [Tc 5c] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
leH1ens: mucks hand
boss1811 collected 790 from pot
leH1ens said, "donky"

I have no idea what leh1ens mucked, but he could not beat a pair of 5s. The chat is what made this priceless.

leH1ens: donky
leH1ens: why call with 10/5 a raise???
boss1811: du loser
leH1ens: donky
Dealer: Game #19544354305: leH1ens wins pot (90)
leH1ens: soab
leH1ens: donky calls with 10/5
boss1811: lehrn erst poker
leH1ens: hahaha who calls with 10/5???
leH1ens: donky

If I had my chat privileges, I would be all up in this conversation, but instead I will speak my mind on the blog. leh1ens keeps calling "boss1811" a "donky" Yet Boss is the one doing all the betting on the flop,turn, and river. leh1ens calls $160 on the river with an apparent nothing and has the nerve to call boss a donkey after mucking Ace high, I assume. Yea, I agree, Boss1811 made a donk-preflop call. But leh1ens inability to spell a 2nd grade word and not fold his AK. Makes him our POTD, Congrats.

The "Chase's Patio" portion of the blog will be posted tomorrow night, I wonder what will cross my mind...

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