Poon of the day.

I'm too pissed off to write anything about this idiot, but he's the clear cut poon of the day. Read his hands and laugh. Oh, and by the way, he's 1 for 11 in tournaments, and his only cash was a satellite. What a poon.


Idiot pooning chase:

PokerStars Game #19497765752: Tournament #101200665, $6.00+$0.50 5 Card Draw Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/08/09 - 23:27:29 (ET)Table '101200665 1' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: swifty151 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: _the_panic_ (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: ppistol40 (1530 in chips)
Seat 4: lGotRivered (1500 in chips)
Seat 5: Grower 60 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: donatelo_99 (1480 in chips)
ppistol40: posts small blind 10
lGotRivered: posts big blind 20
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [Ad 7s 3h 5c 4d]
Grower 60: folds
donatelo_99: folds
swifty151: folds
_the_panic_: folds
ppistol40: raises 40 to 60
lGotRivered: calls 40
ppistol40: discards 4 cards
lGotRivered: discards 3 cards
ppistol40: bets 120
lGotRivered: calls 120
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ppistol40: shows [Kd Qs Ac Ts Jc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
lGotRivered: mucks hand
ppistol40 collected 360 from pot


Idiot getting lucky again:

PokerStars Game #19497778456: Tournament #101200665, $6.00+$0.50 5 Card Draw Pot Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/08/09 - 23:28:11 (ET)Table '101200665 1' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: swifty151 (1500 in chips)
Seat 2: _the_panic_ (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: ppistol40 (1710 in chips)
Seat 4: lGotRivered (1320 in chips)
Seat 5: Grower 60 (1500 in chips)
Seat 6: donatelo_99 (1480 in chips)
lGotRivered: posts small blind 10
Grower 60: posts big blind 20
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [8c Jh Kh 5d 6h]
_the_panic_ said, "rofl"
donatelo_99: folds
swifty151: raises 20 to 40
_the_panic_: folds
ppistol40: raises 110 to 150
_the_panic_ said, "didnt take long to find out who the table idiot is"
lGotRivered: folds
Grower 60: folds
swifty151: calls 110
swifty151: discards 2 cards
ppistol40: discards 1 card
swifty151: checks
ppistol40: bets 330
swifty151: calls 330
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ppistol40: shows [4c Ac 5c 2c 6c] (a flush, Ace high)
swifty151: mucks hand
ppistol40 collected 990 from pot

And finally, idiot getting ousted:

PokerStars Game #19497986625: Tournament #101200665, $6.00+$0.50 5 Card Draw Pot Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/08/09 - 23:39:30 (ET)Table '101200665 1' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: swifty151 (2045 in chips)
Seat 2: _the_panic_ (2005 in chips)
Seat 3: ppistol40 (940 in chips)
Seat 4: lGotRivered (1465 in chips)
Seat 5: Grower 60 (1085 in chips)
Seat 6: donatelo_99 (1460 in chips)
swifty151: posts the ante 5
_the_panic_: posts the ante 5
ppistol40: posts the ante 5
lGotRivered: posts the ante 5
Grower 60: posts the ante 5
donatelo_99: posts the ante 5
Grower 60: posts small blind 25
donatelo_99: posts big blind 50
*** DEALING HANDS ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [7c 9c 8s 5s 4d]
swifty151: raises 100 to 150
_the_panic_: folds
ppistol40 is disconnected
ppistol40 is connected
Grower 60 said, "self destructed"
ppistol40: calls 150
lGotRivered: folds
Grower 60: folds
donatelo_99: calls 100
donatelo_99: discards 1 card
swifty151: stands pat
ppistol40: discards 3 cards
donatelo_99: checks
swifty151: bets 505
ppistol40: raises 280 to 785 and is all-in
donatelo_99: folds
swifty151: calls 280
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ppistol40: shows [Qh Qc Ts Qs 2c] (three of a kind, Queens)
swifty151: shows [Ad 2d Td Kd 5d] (a flush, Ace high)
swifty151 collected 2075 from pot

Another down-20-buck day. Good preparation for Poon-day Sunday.

P.S.- If you're a poon, go f*ck yourself.