Chase's Patio!

How's it goin everyone. Welcome to another segment of Chase's Patio, where I speak my mind and think of random thoughts as I get away from the fish tank of the PS world.

Let's get away from talking poker for a minute and focus on a much more serious issue that has just come up, a mile race among fierce competitors. No, This is not the olympics people, this is a rivalry among the ages. Tomorrow at 9:30 AM ET, My 13 year old sister, My girlfriend, and the champ (myself, incase you people are slow) Will be racing for pride. The race is a little over a mile long, and anything but a victory is a failure.

THE CONS

My sister is 13 years old and runs a mile in about 7 minutes.

I'm a smoker

I never did do good in long distance, my best race was the 200 yd dash.

My GF will do everything in her power to make me lose.

THE PROS

I have the longer legs

I have a solid plan (heh)

I'm not a poon.


Yea, so the cons outweight the pros, but I have a plan. I need to get out off to a solid start in the race by taking the lead early. I'm not worried so much about my girlfriend only my sister. I need to take the solid lead early so by the midway mark I can set a long stride and let my long legs do some resting. When it comes down to the final 400 yards, which is a straight-away, my sister (i've seen her do it) is in full out sprint mode. I need to be even with her when it gets to this point. Most likely my lungs will be on fire and I will be out of gas, but I will be doing whatever it takes, pushing, shoving, elbowing, or maybe just knock her down so I can bring home the gold (Yes, my sister made two medals, one gold, one that has Poon written on it for last.) This is going to be a race for the ages and im bringing it home for AMERICA.

The results of this race will be posted on Thursday on the next "Chase's Patio" segment

Wish me luck poons.