10.23.2008
10.15.2008
yoo paul
comment on this blog, i dont want to have a window open saying "who doesnt love dick" lmfao
9.01.2008
Who doesn't love Dick? (IDs of the Week)
This weeks IDs of the week came early in the week. After last week's pitiful list, I decided to make this one a top 10, because theres so many to choose from.
10. FlatDrPepper - I'd rather have flat dr. pepper than a flat chick in bed.
9. KillerPot - Paging the creators of Superbad; your next movie should be "When Weed Attacks"
8. dupidstonk - Because everyone on stoker pars is a dupid stonk.
7. SeriousBacon - This guy wasn't messing around. His image was strips of bacon. Great name/image combo, sir.
6. HughJa$$ - Because everyone loves a hugh jass. I know I do.
5. NotherDonk - I say this at least 50 times a day playing on PS.
4. solid - What do I think about this ID? It's pretty solid.
3. FoldUrCrap - If only these poons did, maybe I'd win some money every now and then.
2. Mike Madusow - Gotta love the copycat poon who can't spell it right. Although I'm not sure I want to play online imitating a guy who once lost $1 million bucks in one day online.
And this week's top ID
1. DickCheney - When you're country is run by two guys named Bush and Dick, you know you're screwed. Hopefully if you got this far, you can understand that this blog's title is meant in a completely heterosexual way.
Hopefully next week's list is solid and not full of dupid stonks. Later poons.
10. FlatDrPepper - I'd rather have flat dr. pepper than a flat chick in bed.
9. KillerPot - Paging the creators of Superbad; your next movie should be "When Weed Attacks"
8. dupidstonk - Because everyone on stoker pars is a dupid stonk.
7. SeriousBacon - This guy wasn't messing around. His image was strips of bacon. Great name/image combo, sir.
6. HughJa$$ - Because everyone loves a hugh jass. I know I do.
5. NotherDonk - I say this at least 50 times a day playing on PS.
4. solid - What do I think about this ID? It's pretty solid.
3. FoldUrCrap - If only these poons did, maybe I'd win some money every now and then.
2. Mike Madusow - Gotta love the copycat poon who can't spell it right. Although I'm not sure I want to play online imitating a guy who once lost $1 million bucks in one day online.
And this week's top ID
1. DickCheney - When you're country is run by two guys named Bush and Dick, you know you're screwed. Hopefully if you got this far, you can understand that this blog's title is meant in a completely heterosexual way.
Hopefully next week's list is solid and not full of dupid stonks. Later poons.
8.31.2008
Almost a 21-grand-aire.
I played one tourney today. It turned out to be my best cash ever.
I did the 21k poon Sunday 200k guaranteed. I started out playing like garbage, bluffing off half my stack, not getting value out of big hands. I said with about 13k people left that I just want to be out and that I'm in no mood to play anymore.
I managed to stay afloat after bouncing around for the first two hours, and then I somehow took off. I won so many big hands I can't even remember them. I was stalling right at the break with barely enough chips to play with. I had to shove 6700 with A4 offsuit utg with the blinds at 1500/3000. I rivered trips and tripled up. After that, I doubled up a bunch of times. Soon enough, I had the chips to make a run. Like I said, I don't remember the big hands. I just know I had AA a lot. One that sticks in my mind, I had 7s in early position and limped. a short stack of 9600 shoved with 2500/5000 blinds. the sb called it. I had about 48000 chips and I reraised him all in, putting him on garbage. He folded and I isolated against AK. I flopped trips (if only I called the all in instead of isolating) and held up. that set me up.
Long story short, I kept dominating with impressive all in after impressive all in. I didn't bluff at many pots. I only stole the blinds a few times. Most of my chips came from big all in hands. I wound up placing 76th for a 326 dollar cash. My previous high cash was only 96 bucks. That run brought the bankroll near 500, another all time high. THAT CLOSE to 21 grand. Maybe next week...
I have too much blogging to do so I'll just briefly go over todays POTD. He came to my 200k table with 57k in chips, which at the time was top 100 out of 8000. He was ousted in 10 minutes. The first hand, he shoved all in with a2 suited and lost to AK. He reraised all in after a min raise with A2 offsuit, raised 3x the bb preflop in early position with 9 10 offsuit, and wound up shoving his last 24K with A7 off. He lost again to AK, and today's poon of the day didn't even come close to cashing. If I had 57k in that tournament early on, I'd sit on it. I wouldn't donk it away. His name was fraundcamera. What a poon.
IDs of the week coming next, and believe me there are some beauties.
I did the 21k poon Sunday 200k guaranteed. I started out playing like garbage, bluffing off half my stack, not getting value out of big hands. I said with about 13k people left that I just want to be out and that I'm in no mood to play anymore.
I managed to stay afloat after bouncing around for the first two hours, and then I somehow took off. I won so many big hands I can't even remember them. I was stalling right at the break with barely enough chips to play with. I had to shove 6700 with A4 offsuit utg with the blinds at 1500/3000. I rivered trips and tripled up. After that, I doubled up a bunch of times. Soon enough, I had the chips to make a run. Like I said, I don't remember the big hands. I just know I had AA a lot. One that sticks in my mind, I had 7s in early position and limped. a short stack of 9600 shoved with 2500/5000 blinds. the sb called it. I had about 48000 chips and I reraised him all in, putting him on garbage. He folded and I isolated against AK. I flopped trips (if only I called the all in instead of isolating) and held up. that set me up.
Long story short, I kept dominating with impressive all in after impressive all in. I didn't bluff at many pots. I only stole the blinds a few times. Most of my chips came from big all in hands. I wound up placing 76th for a 326 dollar cash. My previous high cash was only 96 bucks. That run brought the bankroll near 500, another all time high. THAT CLOSE to 21 grand. Maybe next week...
I have too much blogging to do so I'll just briefly go over todays POTD. He came to my 200k table with 57k in chips, which at the time was top 100 out of 8000. He was ousted in 10 minutes. The first hand, he shoved all in with a2 suited and lost to AK. He reraised all in after a min raise with A2 offsuit, raised 3x the bb preflop in early position with 9 10 offsuit, and wound up shoving his last 24K with A7 off. He lost again to AK, and today's poon of the day didn't even come close to cashing. If I had 57k in that tournament early on, I'd sit on it. I wouldn't donk it away. His name was fraundcamera. What a poon.
IDs of the week coming next, and believe me there are some beauties.
Sunday Poons < Pete and I
A successful Sunday. On Sunday, when you walk away from PS down a little or break even, it's a huge success. I managed to do OK, my br as of right now is up for the day. Pete on the other hand had his best cash of his career, but I won't spoil it for you guys. I was 2 for 6 in tournament play, with one to go. I had a solid run in the $5/15k but that was about it.
$1/1k Guarantee- I had to shove short stacked with 10 9 of hearts. I got called by KQ clubs and AJ. The flop was 5h 6h 7c. ANY 8,9,10 or heart for the win. I missed both cards, go figure.
$5/15k Guarantee- I had a solid run but lost a coinflip that would of put me in contention for a solid run. My AK lost to 99 leaving me with 20k, a win there puts me at 140k. I didn't last much longer. Finishing 85th of 4,257 for a cash of $31.93.
$1 FL 5-Card- Did I mention last segment that I hate 5-card?
$10/200k Guarantee- I got ousted right before the first break. I was all in with AK for a 7k pot vs QQ. I flopped top pair, yet I got rivered by the 2outer. It happens regularly.
$1 NLH 6 ET- I cashed, but not for sh*t. My QQ got flopped by QJ (8 9 10) finished 232nd out of 1937 for a cash of a whopping $1.93.
$2/4max- I got hu, which is where I normally dominate, but I was short stacked and had to get all in. My K9 lost to A7.
$4/180- To Be Determined.
Either way, regardless of the 180, my br went up today. I believe that is back to back Sunday's I've made money. Keep reading for Pete's Day and IDs of the week.
Winstar til tomorrow night so don't expect much from me until then.
By the Way
This will be my last Sunday to be playing any PS. I'm a NFL fan. I don't miss a down, so Sunday will be dedicated to football. Look forward to more Saturday tournaments, where I avoid the poons.
$1/1k Guarantee- I had to shove short stacked with 10 9 of hearts. I got called by KQ clubs and AJ. The flop was 5h 6h 7c. ANY 8,9,10 or heart for the win. I missed both cards, go figure.
$5/15k Guarantee- I had a solid run but lost a coinflip that would of put me in contention for a solid run. My AK lost to 99 leaving me with 20k, a win there puts me at 140k. I didn't last much longer. Finishing 85th of 4,257 for a cash of $31.93.
$1 FL 5-Card- Did I mention last segment that I hate 5-card?
$10/200k Guarantee- I got ousted right before the first break. I was all in with AK for a 7k pot vs QQ. I flopped top pair, yet I got rivered by the 2outer. It happens regularly.
$1 NLH 6 ET- I cashed, but not for sh*t. My QQ got flopped by QJ (8 9 10) finished 232nd out of 1937 for a cash of a whopping $1.93.
$2/4max- I got hu, which is where I normally dominate, but I was short stacked and had to get all in. My K9 lost to A7.
$4/180- To Be Determined.
Either way, regardless of the 180, my br went up today. I believe that is back to back Sunday's I've made money. Keep reading for Pete's Day and IDs of the week.
Winstar til tomorrow night so don't expect much from me until then.
By the Way
This will be my last Sunday to be playing any PS. I'm a NFL fan. I don't miss a down, so Sunday will be dedicated to football. Look forward to more Saturday tournaments, where I avoid the poons.
8.30.2008
Saturday Suckouts vs. Me
Today will be interesting. Afternoon tournaments on the 2nd most poon day on PS.
I will be starting with:
$4/180- AK vs JJ..he flops a set..you will notice a trend here.
$3 NLH- QQ vs 99, a big pot, 99 flops a set.
$5/15k Guarantee- AK vs 10s, 10s turn a set.
$2 PLO H/L- I CASHED the crap shoot! 47th of 459 for $4.21.
NIGHT TIME TOURNAMENTS
$5 NLH- 157th of 1098, cash for $8.78.
$4 FL 5-Card - I vow to never do this donkathon again. Went 0-12 on flush draws.
$2/2500 Guarantee NLH- 475th of 2916, cashed for $2.91.
Nothing that impressive but 3 out of 7 tournaments isn't bad for a Saturday. No poon of the day today, but keep reading for tomorrow: IDS of the Week and our least-favorite day on PS, The Sunday Morons.
I will be starting with:
$4/180- AK vs JJ..he flops a set..you will notice a trend here.
$3 NLH- QQ vs 99, a big pot, 99 flops a set.
$5/15k Guarantee- AK vs 10s, 10s turn a set.
$2 PLO H/L- I CASHED the crap shoot! 47th of 459 for $4.21.
NIGHT TIME TOURNAMENTS
$5 NLH- 157th of 1098, cash for $8.78.
$4 FL 5-Card - I vow to never do this donkathon again. Went 0-12 on flush draws.
$2/2500 Guarantee NLH- 475th of 2916, cashed for $2.91.
Nothing that impressive but 3 out of 7 tournaments isn't bad for a Saturday. No poon of the day today, but keep reading for tomorrow: IDS of the Week and our least-favorite day on PS, The Sunday Morons.
8.29.2008
What a joke.
What did I do to ps today? I've lost 30 bucks today and it's not even 2pm. Here are my bs results so far. After I get ousted from this 2 buck 180 poon-off, I'm done for a while.
10c poon at 10AM - Who cares.
1 buck PLHE at 10:15 - I raise the bb w/ KQ. He calls. I flop top pair and bet. He calls, and the turn is a harmless looking 8. I bet again, he shoves and I call. He had k8. Offsuit. Poon.
3 buck razz - I screwed myself in this. Slowplayed a low when a guy had high cards and naturally he runners a better low. Then I wasn't paying attention and didn't raise the bring in. He called when I bet on 4th and of course won with a Q low.. All I needed to do was pull a card that didn't pair me. I paired.
2-7 Single Draw table - lost 11 bucks. Usually I clean those up. If I lose, I bounce back. Morons limping with 9 lows and standing pat. Idiots outdrawing me. Whatever
6 buck heads up - Faced an intellipoon. No chance. Calling station/preflop raiser/called all ins with any two cards. I got rivered with AJ vs his 79.
5 buck 9 player - Just got ousted. I took an early lead doubling with KK vs QQ. I blinded away, lost chips, and then I got all in with a small blind straight. The board was 10 10 9 J with two diamonds. I bet the flop and turn and got called. I had 8Q and the river was a 3 of diamonds. I bet hard and got reraised. I figured I was beat by a flush but I called anyway. Naturally, he had 10 3 suited. Friggin bs.
Just awaiting my poonage in this turbo junk. Great start to the day.
Result: Naturally, I got all in with top pair off the flop. A donkey calls 1/3 his stack with an up and down straight draw. Of course, PS turns it for him. Another hee-haw helper. I just can't beat idiots, and they're everywhere today. It must be Sunday.
10c poon at 10AM - Who cares.
1 buck PLHE at 10:15 - I raise the bb w/ KQ. He calls. I flop top pair and bet. He calls, and the turn is a harmless looking 8. I bet again, he shoves and I call. He had k8. Offsuit. Poon.
3 buck razz - I screwed myself in this. Slowplayed a low when a guy had high cards and naturally he runners a better low. Then I wasn't paying attention and didn't raise the bring in. He called when I bet on 4th and of course won with a Q low.. All I needed to do was pull a card that didn't pair me. I paired.
2-7 Single Draw table - lost 11 bucks. Usually I clean those up. If I lose, I bounce back. Morons limping with 9 lows and standing pat. Idiots outdrawing me. Whatever
6 buck heads up - Faced an intellipoon. No chance. Calling station/preflop raiser/called all ins with any two cards. I got rivered with AJ vs his 79.
5 buck 9 player - Just got ousted. I took an early lead doubling with KK vs QQ. I blinded away, lost chips, and then I got all in with a small blind straight. The board was 10 10 9 J with two diamonds. I bet the flop and turn and got called. I had 8Q and the river was a 3 of diamonds. I bet hard and got reraised. I figured I was beat by a flush but I called anyway. Naturally, he had 10 3 suited. Friggin bs.
Just awaiting my poonage in this turbo junk. Great start to the day.
Result: Naturally, I got all in with top pair off the flop. A donkey calls 1/3 his stack with an up and down straight draw. Of course, PS turns it for him. Another hee-haw helper. I just can't beat idiots, and they're everywhere today. It must be Sunday.
8.28.2008
Winstar...Broke Even?
A long day led to a no gain. I played at the cash tables for about 8 hours, and it was slow. I walked away up $175 on the nose (since I was incredibly card dead) I walked over to a Three Card Poker Table. This game involves no skill what so ever. You either win big or lose quickly. I would typically say avoid this game but It has been extremely kind to me in the past...not today. I sat there with my winnings from the poker room and lost it. A long day that turned out to be just for fun.
Anyway, Pete has a blogging issue, Doesn't like to blog whenever I leave early. But tonight is nothing special, just Two $4/180s and then most likely hitting the sack.
Keep reading to see my finishes.
$4/180- 18th, just eeked in the cash for $8.64.
$4/180- 40th, my AK ran into AA
Night poons
Anyway, Pete has a blogging issue, Doesn't like to blog whenever I leave early. But tonight is nothing special, just Two $4/180s and then most likely hitting the sack.
Keep reading to see my finishes.
$4/180- 18th, just eeked in the cash for $8.64.
$4/180- 40th, my AK ran into AA
Night poons
8.27.2008
Poons > Limit Holdem (FT # 50)
It's incredible. I witnessed one of the biggest donk fests known to ps. In the $4 FL Holdem I got the privilege to see a moron re-raise with q3 and q9 preflop and dominate after being called down to the river. Those tournaments are equivalent to playing the lottery.
Today was a non-eventful day. Yea, I made my 50th Final Table, but it was a 9th place finish. A 2-7 tournament day and I went out in style.
$8 NLH- This tournament is starting to piss me off. Damn Donk-a-palooza
$4/180- 9th place for a cash of $12.24. My AA lost to J10. Go figure.
$2.5 NLH- 133rd of 4,014. Cashed for $13.05.
$1 FL Omaha- I take that back, this tournament is one of the biggest crap-shoots on the site.
$1 Stud H/L- After a 2nd place finish earlier in the week, I managed to fall 50 from the cash. My 236 suited got me all in and I ended up missing everything as usual.
$4 FL Holdem- No need to make me rant anymore about this, I already have enough stress in my life.
$4/180- This was the Cherry on top of a donk-filled evening. I was short stacked with about 700. Blinds were 25/50. I have q7 of hearts and call a minimum raise since 4 other players called. The flop was 8h 5h 2d. Table checked to the bluffer who bet out 150. I, being short stacked and on a flush draw, shoved hoping to get lucky, or what should of been all folds. The idiot insta-calls with AJ (Ace high) and like always, I miss. Any Q,7, or heart and I double up. When I have 15 outs I'm guaranteed a miss but when I'm up against a lower pp for the 2outer. I'm toast.
Winstar all day tomorrow kids. G'night poons.
Today was a non-eventful day. Yea, I made my 50th Final Table, but it was a 9th place finish. A 2-7 tournament day and I went out in style.
$8 NLH- This tournament is starting to piss me off. Damn Donk-a-palooza
$4/180- 9th place for a cash of $12.24. My AA lost to J10. Go figure.
$2.5 NLH- 133rd of 4,014. Cashed for $13.05.
$1 FL Omaha- I take that back, this tournament is one of the biggest crap-shoots on the site.
$1 Stud H/L- After a 2nd place finish earlier in the week, I managed to fall 50 from the cash. My 236 suited got me all in and I ended up missing everything as usual.
$4 FL Holdem- No need to make me rant anymore about this, I already have enough stress in my life.
$4/180- This was the Cherry on top of a donk-filled evening. I was short stacked with about 700. Blinds were 25/50. I have q7 of hearts and call a minimum raise since 4 other players called. The flop was 8h 5h 2d. Table checked to the bluffer who bet out 150. I, being short stacked and on a flush draw, shoved hoping to get lucky, or what should of been all folds. The idiot insta-calls with AJ (Ace high) and like always, I miss. Any Q,7, or heart and I double up. When I have 15 outs I'm guaranteed a miss but when I'm up against a lower pp for the 2outer. I'm toast.
Winstar all day tomorrow kids. G'night poons.
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