Conspiracy?? (ChatBan Info)

To Catch you up from last night. Last night I did a $6-45 person sng last night to kill time. I got in a heated one-sided arguement with a guy with the name of Shalom (not real id but you should get the argument from the name.) The argument lasted all tournament and he turned me into pokerstars chat. I received an e-mail with a list of things I said violating the chat policy, which i've done quite often, and the end result is I can't chat til 2009. But my problem here is, since the ban, i've been getting torahed, yes i've not learned my lesson fromt the ban, every way possible in the tournaments.

$2-4max- lost HU, 99 vs J10-riv J
$2 tournament- started off strong, then my KK loses to AJ
$5 tournament- bubbled by 30 people, short stacked, 10s ran into KK
$4 fixed 5-card- I raise short stacked and the table idiot reraises with a pair and pulls a higher two pair.

$2 tournament-I shoved short stack with low pair.

Board: 4 7 A

My 45 suited vs k7

turn: 5

riv-A

Conspiracy?

Now my question, coincedence or conspiracy? I just have the feeling I might end up broke before my chat ban is over.

I'm out of town and playing and Pete is in a bad mood so don't expect much action in the tournaments until tomorrow night.

Another Final Table--Short of 8th Win

A decent tournament afternoon. I went 2-5 in tournaments, getting my 44th final table. I finished 3rd out of 306 in the PL Hold'em, paying me $32.90. I also cashed the $3 tournament, nothing that impressive. My AQ lost to 10 2 suited..standard. Finished 199th out of 1450 people, it paid $5.32.

Just going to be playing cash tables and sngs with Pete. We both have plans for tonight; however, I will be back on late tonight to play some more tournaments.

Til tonight..later poons.

Good Morning Poker World and Did You Miss my absence?

Yea, If you read our blog yesterday, I didn't have a single post. I got about 3 hours of sleep the night before and spent almost all of my day playing at the $1/$2 cash tables at Winstar. It was a success, I walked away up $325 dollars so I was pleased.

Not sure how much tournaments I will be playing, since I have plans this evening.

But I'm starting out with the $2-4max (which I'm sure i'll get pooned out of like I typically have been) and the $1 PL Hold'em

Evening roundup.

No poon of the day award today. Chase hit up the casino and won about 350 bucks. I got off to a horrible start, but ended it the right way.

I first did the 1 buck at 6 and did absolutely nothing. I was at a .50/1 fixed 5 card table at the same time and left down 6 dollars. I was so pissed and tired I took a nap and woke up just in time to register the 1 buck stud h/l. More on that later.

I got nothing going in the 4 buck fixed at 930 and had an embarrassing 162nd finish out of 192.

Me and Chase both did the 3 buck triple shootout. I got 3 handed with all stacks about equal. I flopped a guthsot straight flush draw and the guy bet out. I shoved, putting him on air and having a big drawing hand. Naturally, he just has top pair and I don't improve.

I was, however, dominating the stud h/l. I took the chip lead with about 75 people left. 40 cashed, and I was still top 2 all the way until there were about 24 left. I regained the lead with 16 left and rode that momentum to my 8th career final table. Idiots didn't know how to check down when someone was all in, so I wound up losing quite a bit in those scenarios. In one instance, I had trip 7s and kept checking, but the moron to my left kept betting into me. Obviously, he rivers trip 8s and the all in player stayed alive. I got all in with JJ66, and got called by a pair of K. As always, he pairs his cards on the river, and I get ousted in 5th. It paid $18.54, which negated all the losing I did earlier in the night. Still waiting for that first win.

Not sure of our tourney schedule for tomorrow. Check back.

Solid Tournament Day--When It Comes to Cashing

4-10 is a pretty solid day. Nothing to big though. I'm still alive in the $2 11 pm et. and we are down to 39 people so I will keep you updated.

44th/1640 for a cash of $12.31 in the $3 tournament.
unknown/alot for some sort of change cash in the $.25 poon-off (did that for tlbs)
42nd/384 in the $1 HORSE for a whopping $1.65.

In Progress 25th/1485 for a cash of $10.40 in the $2 tournament.

Tomorrow will be an all-day Winstar affair. Battling off poons and food service all afternoon long.

Night Poons.

POTD: Clicking outside the box.

Our poon of the day for August 7th misclicked his way into super poon-dom.

His name was Battaglia123 and this donk benefited me. Battaglia had just under 4000 chips in today's 3 buck tourney when I got dealt JA offsuit. I called a 3x raise in late position after 3 limps and flopped top pair (A 2 4, rainbow). Battaglia bets out 150 and I just smooth call. The turn is a J, and the moron bets out 500. I have 1600 chips left so I went all in. He insta calls, and I get worried that he might have the wheel. What does he show? 2 King offsuit. The poon called 100 from the big blind with 2K offsuit, and then bet his bottom pair aggressively. Then, he threw this excuse out there:

_the_panic_ said, "appreciate the charity"
Battaglia123 said, "that was the wrong button :("

Yeah, so a few hands later, I beat him on this hand too. Notice how he calls the river with K high.

PokerStars Game #19405565247: Tournament #99188128, $3.00+$0.30 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2008/08/06 - 12:39:12 (ET)Table '99188128 160' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Carlo501do (2920 in chips)
Seat 2: mäuschen111 (2220 in chips)
Seat 3: kamilios (2720 in chips)
Seat 4: I3aI2k (4710 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: letswinsom (2085 in chips)
Seat 6: _the_panic_ (4205 in chips)
Seat 7: Zecke113 (1690 in chips)
Seat 8: Battaglia123 (845 in chips)
Seat 9: garais1234 (3030 in chips)
letswinsom: posts small blind 25
_the_panic_: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6d Jh]
Zecke113: folds
Battaglia123: calls 50
garais1234: folds
Carlo501do has timed out
Carlo501do: folds
Carlo501do is sitting out
mäuschen111: folds
kamilios: folds
I3aI2k: folds
letswinsom: folds
_the_panic_: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s 6s 7c]
I3aI2k has returned
_the_panic_: checks
Battaglia123: bets 50
_the_panic_: calls 50
*** TURN *** [8s 6s 7c] [8d]
_the_panic_: checks
Battaglia123: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s 6s 7c 8d] [Ah]
_the_panic_: bets 150
Battaglia123: calls 150
*** SHOW DOWN ***
_the_panic_: shows [6d Jh] (two pair, Eights and Sixes)
Battaglia123: mucks hand
_the_panic_ collected 525 from pot

Seat 8: Battaglia123 mucked [Ts Ks]

Did you click the wrong button there too, you poon? You misclicked twice in one hand? Let me tell you something; your biggest misclick was hitting the "register" button before the tourney even started. Despite all the intellipoker idiots this morning, this guy takes the cake.

Here's the poon's (lack of) stats round-up:

In 15 career tournaments, Battaglia has a respectable cash rate of 0.00% with $0.00 in career earnings. Keep trying pal. One day, you'll misclick your way to a cash...


Chase is hitting up the casino tomorrow and I'm going to be out pretty much all day. Might do some late night tourneying, but don't expect much here tomorrow. Later poons.

Rant: F.P.S.

I'm cruising in the 3 buck, at the same table as chase. I limp in with 9 10 suited in mid position, there's about 5-6 people going to the flop. I get a club draw. Nobody bets. The turn is a club. The moron who's first to act overbets the pot to 6600, which had me covered. I call, and he flips over Q6 clubs. The friggin moron limped utg w/ q6 suited. Strike 1.

I'm dominating in the 2 buck PLO8. I have a stack of about 20k. I lost 9k on back to back hands, but I picked up 5678 with two hearts. The table idiot raised pot as always, and I called. The flop was 3 4 9 with two hearts. He insta-puts me all in and I call, knowing I can hit any heart, 2, 5, 6, 7, or 8 to make my hand. Thats 22 outs I had with two cards to go. The moron flops over a pair of aces, with no draws. The turn is a 10 of clubs and the river is the K. 82% friggin chance to win and I lose to an idiot who shouldn't have even been in the hand. Strike 2.

Finally, in the 1 buck fixed 5 card, which I seem to make a run in on a daily basis, I have about 27K and get a gutshot straight flush draw utg. I just limped, and 3 people drew. I pulled a 7 high straight, and the first player bet out (stakes were 2000/4000) I raised it to 8k, and the dude to my left who also dropped 1 reraised. Of course, I knew I was beat but I couldnt fold, and he of course drew a boat. Then I get all in the next hand with AA in the big blind. the button raised me, so I just called. Naturally, he pulls a set of Jacks when I pull two pair, and just like that I get ousted. Strike friggin' 3.

The intellipoons are swarming today, and the American idiots are also out in full force. Be careful, one might bite you in the backside too.

Solid $3 buck finish

Pete and I both placed in the $3 buck tournament at noon et.

Pete: 162nd out of 1640 and in the money
Me: finished 44th out of 1640 people and cashed for $12.31

Not a bad start to the day. However, if you read Pete's post below. Pokerstars is getting invaded by the Intellipoker poons. I have still yet to see one decent player from that site.

Intell-invasion.

These intellipoker idiots are friggin everywhere! I have 4 at my 3 buck table. Chase has 2. What's funny about this army of a-holes is that NOT ONE is a solid poker player. You think one of the bigger poker communities would teach you something about the game. Bunch of poons. Intellipoons.

Me and Chase are in the 3 buck at 12, and we're going to be doing the 5 buck, 15K guaranteed at 1. I might be doing either the 2 buck PLO8 or the 2 buck turbo. Prepared to get pooned.

Chase's Patio #1--The Debut

Welcome everyone. To my Patio. It's the place I love to break inbetween tournaments, kick back and just think of all the poons I would love to strangle after their smartass comments after even worse play.



After a long run in the $4 fixed limit 5-card. I went outside, to my chair ^ seen above. I was so pissed off, how bad our POTD could play and what is worse, win. I'm sittin back on the patio, smokin a stogey, and I go into deep thought about poons. I was seriously doing a play-by-play scenario in my head. If I met one of the asshole/idiots that donked me out online, then had the nerve to call me a donk after shoving all-in on a gutshot, I would seriously consider which way would be the best way to torture a moron. It would be different for every race. Black guys, I would strangle them by shoving KFC Chicken Wings down their throat. Asian guys, I would turn on the song "I can see clearly now the rain is gone." Mexican guys, I would call immigration. Finally, White guys, I would just beat their asses in.

Some might say I have alot of anger built up. Its not that at all, I'm a nice guy, very laid back and easy to get along with, I just hate assholes and horrible poker players who think they are good.

My patio segments will be every tuesday and thursday night.

G'night poons

Another losing day, and it ain't over yet.

I didn't play many tournaments today. I did the 1 buck fixed at 230PM and got 15th. I was primed for a deep run but my 99QQ got outdrawn by a dude who called my raise with AA. I moved all in for 6900 with 444, and another guy hit his flush. Nothing I could do.

I didn't have much time to play at night, so I did a 6 buck heads up turbo and got matched vs a complete donkey. Every hand was raised, and I got sick of it. I finally just moved all in with 4s after he reraised me, and of course he has 5s. I battled back from 140 chips to 1100, but I went for one more kill shot with A4 and he had 7s and held. Damn idiot had the balls to call me a donk.

Then I did one of those 5 buck heads up 16 players and got 4th. I was feeling confident and got KK a few hands in. My opponent was a calling station so I popped it 3x the bb to 240. He shoves his 6k+ stack and I called, of course. He had QA offsuit like a donk and naturally hits the three outer on the flop. What can I do.

I'm probably going to do some hold'em tables or 5 card sit n go's the rest of the night. I'm also considering the 3 buck turbo tourney, 5 buck turbo, and 5 buck razz tourney. Well see what I do.

POTD Award #8

A Stupid Screen Name With An Even Worse Style of Play.

Meet LACR. First off, what in the hell does that stand for?

Only one thing I can think of

Losing
Asshole
Cripples
Really Good Players

I'll start off this segment with this players "fantastic" stats. LACR has put up an impressive 19-544 (cashes/tournaments ratio) for an even more impressive 3.5% cash rate. I'm impressed by this, LACR has managed to beat on average less then 2/3 of the field; 68/100 on average. Those other 32 need to be discovered for this segment, but all in all, his stats don't surprise me.

I got the privilege to meet this poon deep in the $4 fixed limit 5-card tournament. I came to his table leading the pack with 20 left. From the minute I sat down this poon was raising LITERALLY every single hand. At the beginning I was giving him respect. But after awhile, he was raising, dropping 3 cards, and being called down with 4s/5s etc. A big hand cost me when I was dealt an open-ended Royal Flush Draw, I had KQJ10 of spades. Donk raises utg with AA, I called it (blinds 2k/4k--had about24k in chips) A shorter stack, re-raised, followed by a re-raise to the max by poon-LACR. I called both, pricing me in for 2/3 my stack with an awesome drawing hand and to my amazement, LACR drops 3--After raising the max. That moron cost me my chip stack, as I missed my draw. LACR donated to a set of 9s.

My losing hand to the moron was shown below on my lower post. I limped utg with Jacks, waiting for that idiot to raise with any hand he had..which he did. He raised, I re-raised and he just called. I was left with 4k. To my amazement, he dropped 4, indicating he doesnt have a pair and calls 8k. Shockingly, he bet out, I had to call and I didnt improve. He picked up a pair of kings. Thanks moron. I finished that tournament in 7th. LACR was in 3rd after that hand, He got out in 6th, no big surprise.

We here at The 2 Outer proudly give our Award to LACR, like the acronym says, he is just another poon busting out good players.

Another Rough Day/Ending but the BR Goes Up

Man. Not playing up to my 22% cash rate in tournaments. I went 1-9 with a final table (7th)

Three different times today a moron shoved when the blinds were low/medium
i.e: 15/30 and 100/200

Both $1 buck tournaments a different moron shoves all-in with about 4k. Each time I was around 2k and picked up JJ and QQ. Now in a $1 tournament, I dont give much respect, those tournaments are normally for morons who don't have much money and play like they could careless. I do those mainly for tlb points (Tournament Leaderboard Points)

Both times, I made the call. Both times, I ran into KK...and I'm not lucky enough to hit a 2-outer.

The final time game in my last registered tournament. I was about 200 from the cash in the $2 buck tournament at 11 pm et. Had QQ in the sb. One limper mid position and the button shoves 5k. The blinds were 100/200. Now with only 16 bb left and needing a double. It was an easy decision. I didnt think without a preflop raise he would shove and waste a monster..I was wrong

My QQ ran into AA. Three times tonight I picked up a monster against a donk. Where is my 2-outer?

Sadly, back-to-back nights I finished 257th in the $5 buck tournament at 9 pm et. I was 14 away from the cash but really low in chips (2000ish) I picked up KK otb and knew my fate. There was two limps before me, so I shoved. The blinds folded as did the first limper. Another solid call for almost half his chips calls with AJ off suit. The flop was solid, with two spades, but like my typical luck, he went runner-runner for the flush..ousting me yet again 14 from the cash.

My final table tournament came in the $4 fixed limit 5-card draw (where you will meet our POTD) Where I finished 7th of 162, paying me $14.58, and notching my 43rd final table. My losing hand is below

Table '99188043 3' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: 69eyeman69 (75690 in chips)
Seat 4: LACR (22900 in chips)
Seat 6: lGotRivered (16980 in chips)
69eyeman69: posts small blind 2000
LACR: posts big blind 4000
*** DEALING HANDS ***
lGotRivered: calls 4000
69eyeman69: folds
LACR: raises 4000 to 8000
lGotRivered: raises 4000 to 12000
LACR: calls 4000
LACR: discards 4 cards
lGotRivered: discards 3 cards
LACR: bets 8000
lGotRivered: calls 4980 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (3020) returned to LACR
*** SHOW DOWN ***LACR: shows [Kh 9d Kd 2c As] (a pair of Kings)
lGotRivered: shows [Js Ac Td Jc 5d] (a pair of Jacks)
LACR collected 35960 from pot

Now you wonder why I played so loosely there, as you can see this guy was a moron, and I will explain more in our POTD Award segment..I wonder who it is going to be?

Showin up..Phil Hellmuth Style

If anyone who reads this know who Phil Hellmuth is, will understand what im saying. For the record, I'm a big Hellmuth fan, he is one the best "donk slayers" in the game. I had a prior engagement at 11:40 am this morning but did'nt want to miss the $5-15k guaranteed. So I registered and showed up 40 minutes late before I saw my first hand, Hellmuth style. Luckily for me, If I didnt miss that first 40 minutes..I would be out. My AA would of been rocked by AK with trips off the flop. I only lost 250 chips and we start with 3k. No harm done.

By the end of the day my segment "Chase's Patio" will make its debut.

IntelliPOON of the day.

Why are all intellipoker people idiots? This guy was perhaps one of the dumbest.

2 buck 4 max at 815. Right off the bat, this idiot named "cornz" was raising like a tool every hand. If you raised, he reraised it preflop, regardless of what he had. I got sick of his donkeyism and reraised all in with JA suited. He insta-calls virtually his whole stack with 8Q off-suit. He flops an 8 and I flip a load. I hit the turn A and was relieved a bit, but of course, the moron gets rewarded and rivers trip 8s.

Then the moron pulls out the old "best hand won" bs. What shocked me even more? The poon finished 7th place in that tourney. Why does ps allow idiots like "cornz" to win money? It's a joke.

Moral of the story; Intellipoker sucks, and "cornz" likes it in the corn hole.

Night poons.

Coin-flipped postflop

Damnit Damnit Damnit...

As you already know about the $5-15k guaranteed finish.

Today was a 2-5 in tournaments day. I placed 32nd out of 551 people in the $2 PL Omaha h/l--cashing for a whopping $4.65. But hey, I doubled the tournament buy-in, so it works. I fell short in the $2.5 tournament and the $1 fixed 5-card tournament, that I got 2nd in yesterday.

Big disappointment. I had a little under 10k in the $5 buck tournament tonight. I was cruising, above average stack and in the top 100. I was dealt 9 10 suited in the big blind and faced a raise of a total of 1200. (blinds 150/300) I love suited connectors, especially with a big stack so I made the call, along with 3 other people. The pot preflop was around 6k.

flop: 10h 6s 3s

I loved that flop, top pair and a flush draw...however, my smile stopped when the sb shoved 11k, which had me covered. I play to win, not to cash, and I was only 12 away from the cash at this point. Top pair and a flush draw is a hard hand to lay down, mathematically, if he has an overpair, I'm a coinflip. I could of even been up against two highcards, or a mid pocketpair trying to buy it. I made the call.

My 9 10 of spades vs QQ

Turn: Kd

River:Jc

Completely missed. After the flop I was a coinflip, 46%-54% percent. I needed any 9, 10, or spade to shoot me into the top 15. However, I missed, ousting me--after a strong showing, I finish with nothing.

My segment "Chase's Patio" will debut tomorrow, do to technical difficulties.

Pete and I will finish the night with some sit and gos..nothing that exciting

Stay tuned to read on who gets the POTD Award, it was a classic.

The best hand "won"

The best hand won, so he says. I'll have full details of this jackass in our P.O.T.D. piece later tonight, because nobody's topping him. I decided to do the 2 buck turbo 4 max 5x shootout. My first table, I had an idiot that reraised everything, raised with garbage and claimed the best hand won after every hand. Well this moron raises 5x to my sb, and I shoved on him with JA. Lets just say he got lucky and I got pooned. More later.

Had a short run in the 5 buck too. After getting 27th yesterday, I followed it with an amazing 1033rd place finish. AK ran into AA, who raised 10x the bb preflop. After a short stack shoved, I pushed the envelope and the moron waited about 15 seconds to call. Classless turd.

Going to do some sit-n-gos the rest of the night.

$5-15k Guaranteed (updates at bottom)

Pete and I both managed to play good poker, not get unlucky, and both found are way to the second hour break with good chip stacks.

Pete: $11,402 in chips and is in 476th of 985 people left.
Chase: $28,620 in chips and I am in 56th of 985 people left.

Stay tuned as we both try to make a deep run and have a solid pay day.

Update:

Heading into break #3, Pete's out in 559th. He was low stacked but managed to cash. His KQ ran into KA. Chase is in good shape, with over 45k in chips. He's on the leaderboard in 69th place. He just knocked out a dude who had KA with his pocket aces. Another update next hour.

Update:

Morons cost me again. I took a few hits early in the 3rd hour, found myself with 27k, and had KK on the button. Under the gun, min raised it to 2400. A moron in midposition shoved 14k. I made the call, under the gun folds.

KK vs A9

flop: x J x

turn:A

Riv:9

Go figure. Nothing I can do against idiots like that. My ousting came with pockets 6s. I was short stacked with 13k, blinds were 1000/2000 I shoved in late position and ran into pocket aces. I got 252nd out of 4,293 people. The payout was $21.47

IDs of the week.

Playing on ps, you're bound to come across some great screen names and IDs. Since we just came up with this idea the other day, this week's list is limited. Here are a couple of quality IDs I wish I came up with myself:

JezusKrist - Not the greatest, but it makes J.C sound like a nazi.

SixtyCent - Since 50 cent's music sucks, we thought we'd represent SixtyCent here. Word.

And the week's best ID:

Mariojuana - The answer to the classic joke "what do you get when you cross a bong with a beaner?"

Til tomorrow...

Coinflipped with a two-headed coin.

...And I lost both times. First off, this was the best tourney day I've ever had. I finished the day up 70 bucks total, with three cashes of more than 24 bucks. As you know, I thirded the 1 buck PL this morning. I also dominated the 4kingpoker.com private league game, which paid just under 25 bucks. In that forum, you get awarded points based on how you finish, and the victory put me into 3rd. At the end of the league, top 3 finishers get paid.

I also did the 5 buck at 9 with Chase, and he took a quick ouster. I, on the other hand, made another deep run. I was over 110k and made a solid pre-flop laydown with JJ after an utg raise and an all in. I would have gotten rocked.

I must have gotten AK offsuit a half dozen times in the 3rd/4th hour. I had been winning consistently with them until the biggest hand of the night. I raised in late position with AK suited and the dude to my left shoved for 60k. I had 80k left, and I made the call. He showed 8s and naturally, he held. I was crippled down to 20k with 1500/3000 blinds.

A few hands later, I picked up AK offsuit again and shoved second to act. 10s reraised all in, and QQ made the call. Of course, 10s flops a boat and I had no hope left. I went from in shape to make a run at a 4 digit payout to out in 27th place for a measly 24 bucks. I'll take it, but I can't help but think that should have been the big one.

At least I didn't get hebrewed. Didn't come across any poons neither, at least none that directly affected me.

The bankroll is just south of 234 now. Not bad, considering I never got above 200.40 before today. IDs of the week coming next...

POTD Award #5

Think about something beside Snakes in and around your mouth

Yep. Another solid play by another awesome player. Meet "Kaathesnake" This guy must be a pro at sucking out..and I'm not talking just poker. He might just have one too many snakes in his mouth since he seemed like he was in such a hurry to donate his chips to me. This came in the 2nd hour of the $5 buck 15k guaranteed.

Seat 1: bullywulf (8385 in chips)
Seat 2: JAX III (5177 in chips)
Seat 3: Akxid (9725 in chips)
Seat 4: JCHERO (7525 in chips)
Seat 5: Luchs1977 (5555 in chips)
Seat 6: Peter10000 (4865 in chips)
Seat 7: kaathesnake (2650 in chips)
Seat 8: lGotRivered (3435 in chips)
Seat 9: chaddafuzz (3390 in chips)
lGotRivered: posts small blind 75
chaddafuzz: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to lGotRivered [Qs Qd]
bullywulf: folds
JAX III: folds
Akxid: folds
JCHERO: folds
Luchs1977: folds
Peter10000: folds
kaathesnake: raises 300 to 450
lGotRivered: raises 900 to 1350
chaddafuzz: folds
kaathesnake: raises 1300 to 2650 and is all-in
lGotRivered: calls 1300
*** FLOP *** [5d 3s 5c]
*** TURN *** [5d 3s 5c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [5d 3s 5c 8c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***lGotRivered: shows [Qs Qd] (two pair, Queens and Fives)
kaathesnake: shows [Ah 2s] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
kaathesnake collected 5450 from pot

Notice his solid shove (it was an insta-shove by the way) with ace two off suit. Now my question is..WHAT IN THE HELL DID HE PUT ME ON--OR DID HE EVEN THINK AT ALL? Ace-2 off suit. For your tournament life. I re-raised from the small-blind, almost half my stack, indicating im pretty strong. If I have any form of ace. He is dominated, If I have a pocket pair, he is dominated. So my question is..What did he put me on? The only thing he could of been thinking about I guess was getting out and getting back to putting snakes in his mouth.

Another part of accepting the POTD Award is getting your awful stats shown on our blog. This Poon has made only a whopping $1500 dollars. He has played 551 tournaments, with only 3 final tables--Meaning he final tables a tournament less then 1% of the time

Congrats "Kaathesnake" you win the POTD Award

Another weak night

I did three more tournaments and Pete and I did a $5-32 person heads up event.

$5 buck tourney- Shoved with top pair and a flush draw, a dude called a raise preflop with 93 offsuit, flopped two pair, and held.

$4 buck fl 5-card- Never got going, I had back to back hands where I was dealt sets, and got out drawn both times.

$2 buck- My AK vs AA..what can you do there.

$5-32 person heads up match. I finished 4th, which paid me $16 dollars. Heads Up is one of my more stronger phases of the game, I'm pretty good at playing my opponent and betting/raising off him. Pete got runner-runnered in the first round, why can't we both have good luck and our hands hold?

Today was decent for the day of "Sunday Morons" -- profited $63 dollars.
Went 1-7 in tournaments with a $74 dollar cash (2nd place) ---Still in the tourney slump

G'night poons.

Good Afternoon for Pete and I both

As you know, Pete finished 3rd in the PL Holdem $1 buck event.

I started off the afternoon like I have ended the last few days. Getting screwed. In hour #2 in the $5 buck 15k guaranteed, I had QQ in the sb, the button raised to 400, I had about 3100 in chips. I re-raised to 1300..from then the button goes all-in..and I see yet again im against another donk.

My QQ vs A2

flop:5 3 5

turn:9

riv:A

Yet again, stupidity kills me.

I also did the $2.5 tourney. I was really short in chips, with about 1000. I had to shove with a9 suited before the bb hit me. I got called by KQ and got rivered by a king. Ousted 60 from the cash.

HOWEVER...I managed to get 2nd out of 456 people in the 5-card $1 fixed limit. I was in 2nd of 3 left and our table had been playing for so long, we decided to chop up the remaining money by chip stack. I cashed for $74.56 (2nd originally was $68)

So finally, I break the slump, get my 42nd final table and 9th second place finish.

Keep tuned in for tonight..Pete and I will be doing the $5 tournament at 9:00 et.

3rd ain't bad.

Finished 3rd in the 1 buck PLHE 6 max. I started the final table with 98467 chips but never really came close to the chip leader, who btw is a P.O.T.D. candidate. Luckiest poon I've seen in a while.

I went card dead at the FT. After getting AA 8 times throughout the tourney, I didn't see a pocket pair higher than 9s all FT long.

After blinding away for the most part, I got to 3 handed play. My stack was low, around 60k. The others had a combined 700k, so I was in a hole. I limped utg w/ 78 suited, and the table idiot raised pot. I figured I needed a double, and crippling him would be gravy, so I went for it. He insta-calls with his pocket 5s, and flop is 8 5 Q. What can I do. Like I said, that's one lucky moron. I'll take the $48.46 for 3rd. Bankrolls back over 200.

More tourneys later today.

Early Morning Wake Up Call

So 9:30 am rolls around as I'm dreaming and I hear "BEEP" I awoke, pissed, and looked at my phone as if it just told me the world was coming to an end. Who the hell would text me at 9:30 in the morning. Sure enough..our very own, Pete. He asked me if I wanted to get my lazy ass up to do some tournaments. Hmmm..nah.

Awake and ready to own. I'm starting this sunday off with the $5-15k guaranteed.

Speaking of Sunday, it's what Pete and I like to call "The Sunday Morons." You tend to see more morons on Sunday then any other day. Why? Because people who rarely play, morons, who work all week, sit down thinking "Hmm..I think i'll just not give a damn and play some poker." "Yea, I will make that call with j7 off suit."

Keep checking back, I will be playing all day as will Pete.

Early morning tournage.

Did the 1 buck PL 6max and the 1 buck NL at 10:15 and 11AM respectively. As of now, I'm still in both. I'm sure this blog will jinx my chances though.

I'm in position to make a run in the PL. Combined, I've had pocket rockets 5 times so far. My two big hands at the PL came with the bullets.

I had AA with about 5500 in chips and raised. The BB called and the flop came KQ3. He checked, I bet half pot and he calls. The turn was a J, so I got scared. He checked again, so I put him all in for 2k hoping to buy it. He called with KJ. I said in the chat, "F*cking typical" and sure enough, the river 3 gave me the hand and 11k in chips.

My other big hand was with AA in the big blind. The sb, who had about the same stack as I did at 10k+ limped in and I made it 650 (blinds were 125/250). The flop was K x x. He checked, and I put in a value bet of 600 to see what he had. He called and the turn was another rag. He bet 1000, I popped it to 3k and he just called. The river was another blank and he bet 3500. I put him all in and he flipped K-rag and I took down the 20k pot. Now, I'm sitting in 6th of 72 left and feeling a deep run. I'll try not to get pooned.

I have just under 3k in the NLHE with 100/200 blinds. Really don't care.

No P.O.T.D. candidates yet, but I'm sure I'll see a few idiots today. After these two 1 bucks, I'm going to do a couple of private games and a bunch of tourneys later tonight.

Also going to have the IDs of the week later today. Check back

POTD Award #4

A 2Outer first for the Poon of the Day Award

The entire field (Minus myself and BananaSugar) in the $4 buck 180 gets the potd award.

I saw horrible play after horrible play..and another suck out cost me a deep run.

Standard and Sick Of It

$15 tournament- 40 minutes in my QQ vs the solid call for all his chips with AJ. 2700 pot. Long story short, he rivered the Ace.

$4 dollar 180

Seat 1: CantStopMe28 (3856 in chips)
Seat 2: sonnygrand45 (963 in chips)
Seat 3: lGotRivered (4215 in chips)
Seat 4: vstreet242 (220 in chips)
Seat 5: RoBoDoNk (1065 in chips)
Seat 6: SLK84 (3948 in chips)
Seat 7: Football1965 (1111 in chips)
Seat 8: Whatsupdoc45 (7445 in chips)
Seat 9: ggbrod (2095 in chips)
CantStopMe28: posts small blind 75
sonnygrand45: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to lGotRivered [Jd Ad]
lGotRivered: calls 150
vstreet242: folds
RoBoDoNk: folds
SLK84: raises 300 to 450
Football1965: folds
Whatsupdoc45: folds
ggbrod: folds
CantStopMe28: folds
sonnygrand45: folds lGotRivered: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [7s 6d Jc]
lGotRivered: checks
SLK84: bets 600
lGotRivered: raises 3165 to 3765 and is all-in
SLK84: calls 2898 and is all-inUncalled bet (267) returned to lGotRivered
*** TURN *** [7s 6d Jc] [9c ]
*** RIVER *** [7s 6d Jc 9c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***lGotRivered: shows [Jd Ad] (a pair of Jacks)
SLK84: shows [6c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
lGotRivered said, "incredible"
SLK84 collected 8121 from pot

I can't take it, suckout after suckout

Pete didn't play again, you will see that alot. Better "luck" (I don't think I have any) tomorrow, as I will be playing all day.