Rant: F.P.S.

I'm cruising in the 3 buck, at the same table as chase. I limp in with 9 10 suited in mid position, there's about 5-6 people going to the flop. I get a club draw. Nobody bets. The turn is a club. The moron who's first to act overbets the pot to 6600, which had me covered. I call, and he flips over Q6 clubs. The friggin moron limped utg w/ q6 suited. Strike 1.

I'm dominating in the 2 buck PLO8. I have a stack of about 20k. I lost 9k on back to back hands, but I picked up 5678 with two hearts. The table idiot raised pot as always, and I called. The flop was 3 4 9 with two hearts. He insta-puts me all in and I call, knowing I can hit any heart, 2, 5, 6, 7, or 8 to make my hand. Thats 22 outs I had with two cards to go. The moron flops over a pair of aces, with no draws. The turn is a 10 of clubs and the river is the K. 82% friggin chance to win and I lose to an idiot who shouldn't have even been in the hand. Strike 2.

Finally, in the 1 buck fixed 5 card, which I seem to make a run in on a daily basis, I have about 27K and get a gutshot straight flush draw utg. I just limped, and 3 people drew. I pulled a 7 high straight, and the first player bet out (stakes were 2000/4000) I raised it to 8k, and the dude to my left who also dropped 1 reraised. Of course, I knew I was beat but I couldnt fold, and he of course drew a boat. Then I get all in the next hand with AA in the big blind. the button raised me, so I just called. Naturally, he pulls a set of Jacks when I pull two pair, and just like that I get ousted. Strike friggin' 3.

The intellipoons are swarming today, and the American idiots are also out in full force. Be careful, one might bite you in the backside too.