A Stupid Screen Name With An Even Worse Style of Play.
Meet LACR. First off, what in the hell does that stand for?
Only one thing I can think of
Losing
Asshole
Cripples
Really Good Players
I'll start off this segment with this players "fantastic" stats. LACR has put up an impressive 19-544 (cashes/tournaments ratio) for an even more impressive 3.5% cash rate. I'm impressed by this, LACR has managed to beat on average less then 2/3 of the field; 68/100 on average. Those other 32 need to be discovered for this segment, but all in all, his stats don't surprise me.
I got the privilege to meet this poon deep in the $4 fixed limit 5-card tournament. I came to his table leading the pack with 20 left. From the minute I sat down this poon was raising LITERALLY every single hand. At the beginning I was giving him respect. But after awhile, he was raising, dropping 3 cards, and being called down with 4s/5s etc. A big hand cost me when I was dealt an open-ended Royal Flush Draw, I had KQJ10 of spades. Donk raises utg with AA, I called it (blinds 2k/4k--had about24k in chips) A shorter stack, re-raised, followed by a re-raise to the max by poon-LACR. I called both, pricing me in for 2/3 my stack with an awesome drawing hand and to my amazement, LACR drops 3--After raising the max. That moron cost me my chip stack, as I missed my draw. LACR donated to a set of 9s.
My losing hand to the moron was shown below on my lower post. I limped utg with Jacks, waiting for that idiot to raise with any hand he had..which he did. He raised, I re-raised and he just called. I was left with 4k. To my amazement, he dropped 4, indicating he doesnt have a pair and calls 8k. Shockingly, he bet out, I had to call and I didnt improve. He picked up a pair of kings. Thanks moron. I finished that tournament in 7th. LACR was in 3rd after that hand, He got out in 6th, no big surprise.
We here at The 2 Outer proudly give our Award to LACR, like the acronym says, he is just another poon busting out good players.
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