Poon of the day, what more can I say?

This guy was just your typical pokerstars idiot. His name was RiverRatMak, and his game was whack. I'm too lazy to post all of this idiot's hands (there were 4 in all that stood out), so I'll pick the poonest of the poon.

PokerStars Game #19576543262: Tournament #100867884, $1.00+$0.10 Razz Limit - Level III (40/80) - 2008/08/12 - 23:20:10 (ET)Table '100867884 10' 8-max
Seat 1: bigorrin (1369 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 2: RiverRatMak (1190 in chips)
Seat 3: montegreen81 (633 in chips)
Seat 4: soonerjim0 (1648 in chips)
Seat 5: bassboy2525 (2712 in chips)
Seat 6: steveb1971 (2236 in chips)
Seat 7: _the_panic_ (1023 in chips)
Seat 8: gimethatthat (1189 in chips)
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to bigorrin [7s]
Dealt to RiverRatMak [5d]
Dealt to montegreen81 [9c]
Dealt to soonerjim0 [7h]
Dealt to bassboy2525 [9h]
Dealt to steveb1971 [Ts]
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6h 6s 4d]
Dealt to gimethatthat [Qh]
gimethatthat: brings in for 12
bigorrin: folds
RiverRatMak: calls 12
montegreen81: folds
soonerjim0: calls 12
bassboy2525: folds
steveb1971: folds
_the_panic_: calls 12
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to RiverRatMak [5d] [Kh]
Dealt to soonerjim0 [7h] [Kc]
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6h 6s 4d] [Ad]
Dealt to gimethatthat [Qh] [Jc]
_the_panic_: bets 40
gimethatthat: folds
RiverRatMak: calls 40
soonerjim0: folds

As you can see, I had 4A showing. Since everyone drew high cards, I was ready to bet strong this hand.

*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to RiverRatMak [5d Kh] [6d]
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6h 6s 4d Ad] [6c]
_the_panic_: bets 80
RiverRatMak: calls 80
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to RiverRatMak [5d Kh 6d] [Td]
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6h 6s 4d Ad 6c] [4h]
RiverRatMak: checks
_the_panic_: bets 80
RiverRatMak: calls 80

Obviously, with 46A showing, me betting the entire hand, and knowing he had at best a 10 low, you'd think the moron would fold. Ah, but this is pokerstars. Of course he doesn't fold.

*** RIVER ***
Dealt to _the_panic_ [6h 6s 4d Ad 6c 4h] [7d]
RiverRatMak: checks
_the_panic_: bets 80
RiverRatMak: calls 80
*** SHOW DOWN ***
_the_panic_: shows [6h 6s 4d Ad 6c 4h 7d] (Lo: 4,4,7,6,A)
RiverRatMak: shows [5c 2s 5d Kh 6d Td 2d] (Lo: K,T,6,5,2)
RiverRatMak collected 672 from pot

I didn't even look at my river card, knowing he was folding or I was losing. This genius calls with a King low and looks good for it. There's just no words to describe idiots like Mak.

I had the pleasure of receiving his gracious donations and knocking him out of the tournament. I was at 400 until his warm act of charity. I thank you, Poon of the Day. Too bad your gift didn't help me cash.

As always, the POTD gets his stats checked. Sure enough, this guy had weak stats. His 10% cash rate playing mostly penny tournaments really looked solid. Of his 21 cashes, only 5 were with buyins higher than 50c. And yet he still only cashes 10% of the time. Advice: QUIT.

Until tomorrow...