Our Poon of the Day can't talk right now...

The Poon of the Day for the first of August in the year two thousand and eight is of the verbal variety.

Meet docmudd. Me and Chase are sitting at a .25/.50 stud h/l table on stars, and this turd is sitting to my right. Me and him get into a hand with two other people involved. I made a 6 low on 6th street with a gutshot wheel draw. The moron du jour had 3 cards to a six low showing, and it would have taken A2 buried for him to have my low beat. Since he didn't raise early, I figured I had him. The two other callers were drawing to high hands, so I wasn't focused on them. Since I assumed I had the best low hand, I kept raising it up. I rivered my wheel, and bet out. One of the high hands came along, and this moron raised and fed the rake. I reraised, figuring I could scoop, and he just called along with the other player. We both had a 6 high straight for the hi, and I took the low with 5,4,3,2,A.

This anal wart proceeds to curse and drop these highlight reel comments:

docmudd said, "poon ur self quartered on the riv w gut card"

_the_panic_ said, "go cry somewhere else you tool"
docmudd said, "u the moron dk head"

_the_panic_ said, "yeah im the moron with a 6 low"
_the_panic_ said, "and 2 people obviously going for hi"
docmudd said, "sok it btch noone cryin"

docmudd said, "but ur lucky azz"
_the_panic_ said, "you look like a midwest pedophile number one, number two you have no clue what youre talking about, and three, if you cant take the heat get out the kitchen"

docmudd said, "kiss my azz punk"

...You get the point. Judging by his spelling, he has the IQ of a dead fly.

So what makes him a P.O.T.D.? Heh...

The idiot calls the chat mod on me. Because everything I said was too far out of line, right? Of course, he's the one dropping all the profanities. The mod replies back, and the jackass didn't say boo the rest of the game. The moron got himself banned! What a POON.


Not sure how much Chase and I will be playing tomorrow, as we both have plans. I'll be dropping my new "IDs of the Week" on Sunday, so check back.